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So google shot up today, and apparently it was due to: google’s tremendous drop before, a large short positions on the stock, and google beating estimates. the rise in earnings had people buying the stock. this repurchase probably caused a short squeeze- further raising the stock. just to show how much money you could have made: an april option, that is now in the money, went up 40 dollars a batch. if you bought 2 contracts you would have made $8,000 overnight, but this stuff is boring. This attached blog, however, is not so boring. somehow the blogger was able to put google, crazy college kids, eliot spitzer, “tricycles”, and california into one post:

“Ok, I’m a stupid college student. I shorted 100 shares of Google before close today and don’t know what to do. I just blew all my money and don’t have enough for my margin call tomorrow. I won’t be able to sleep tonight. My parents will KILL me if they hear about this.

So, for those of you who made tons of cash today and live in the Los Angeles area:

I’m willing to sell myself to you tonight. I will even bring my girlfriend so you can have TWO girls. I’m asking for $5,000 for a night you will never forget. You can have both of us anyway you want. You can even do us without a condom (if you aren’t showing any signs of a desease). You can have us all night long until 7:00 am tomorrow.

I need the payment in cash. See my pics. My girlfriend and I are much better than the whore picked up by the NY governer. And we don’t do this for a living, we are safe. Please don’t waste my time with BS. Just post your e-mail address and I’ll get back to you if you can help.”

original yahoo finance post