In a quest to clear his family’s name…

So it looks like Roger Clemens is locked in a battle with public opinion. The Rocket emphatically denies bending over, pulling down his pants, and getting infused with HGH and steroids. In a press conference, that mirrors the plot line in National Treasure when Ed Harris’s character accuses Nicholas Cages’ character’s great great grandfather of being a conspirator in killing Lincoln, Clemens bemoans the tough battle ahead as he tries to clear his name. And while I would like to believe the Rocket – man I honestly think he probably took steroids, HGH, or both.

Some Evidence:

• My Centrum Multi Vitamin is a good way to get B-12 in a non-injection form
• Yes, on his tape McNamee never said Roger was juicing, but McNamee also never retracted his own statement
• 6-8 record before allegation of roids and 8-0 record after the allegation
• Andy Pettitte
• Dumb jokes during the press conference like asking if drinking water would make him look guilty or Roger’s lawyer saying he advised Roger not to do the poly and then saying the only way Roger would take a poly was if Roger hit the lawyer over the head with a 2×4

I was listening to some commentary from Mike and the Mad Dog on 660 and I think what they said was right: Clemens knows there will be no evidence and he is trying to get more attention than McNamee in an attempt to discredit the trainer. I think in reality a lot of Clemens’s arguments don’t make sense. At this point perhaps the only way for Clemens to save his family name to find the lost legendary native American city of gold, Cíbola. Stupid roids are messing up baseball. Maybe congress will get the answers out, or maybe only the President’s book of secrets has the answer.

And I guess his wife needs it now also, since she needs to bulk up to look proportionate with him.